Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Male Brain Vs Female Brain

Male Brain Vs Female Brain



Women - Multiple process

Women's brians designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.

Woment can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new receips.

Men - Single Process

Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can
not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while
Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.


ANALYTICAL SKILL

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So
easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it.
She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

CAR DRIVING.

While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He
can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long
distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car)
direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as
women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His
single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating
only on the driving.
You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit
next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..

WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS

LIE

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.
Her super natural brain observe the facial ex-pression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily
caught while lieing.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the
lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.

PROBLEM.

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearely classifys the
problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in
individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see
many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he
gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not clasify the
problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a
person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem
solved or not.

LANGUAGE.

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not
find the solutions to problems Men can not easily learn languages, he
can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

MEN

Men want status, success, solutions, big process… etc
Women want relationship, friends, family...etc…

UNHAPPY

if women are unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on
work.
If men are unhappy with their work, he can not concentrae on the
relations.

MAP

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd,
men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and
comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills
space of brain.
Women can't do this. They offen lost their way to their seat.

LIFE

Life is very easy to Men. One good job, One alcohol bottle is enough
for him.
Women want everything in life.

SPEECH

Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of cofee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of cofee.
In the morning......."do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for
breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of cofee, Pls stop
the car when you see a cofee shop".
In the morning...." Can you please prepare an omlette for breakfast".

HANDLING EMOTION

Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking. Thats why many of prisons are men all
over the world.

Note: The above writings may be true or may not be

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